Howdy Y'All Availees,
And welcome to yet another blog spawned by The Mount Gambier Independent...regular availees of TMGI will already be familiar with the quite extraordinary work of a certain gutless dickhead whom featured regularly in the Comments section of TMGI...as promised, I have not attacked any 'Commentor', nor have I removed any Comments from TMGI, and as always, am open to genuine criticism, even erroneous criticism...I'm not interested in being 'right about my opinion', I want to be 'correct about the facts'...(it's such pure vanity really-Ed)...indeed, the need to be 'correct' carries with it a requisite degree of vanity, ego, and the purest narcissism, and in any conversation and/or critique there is the distinct possibility that I may just learn something...
For example, I have moments when looking at this Dick Stretcher stuff, and I just feel so sad for the person/s who have gone to so much effort to be so, well, just sad...Pigotry (Pig-Ignorant Bigotry) aside, it's just so sad that these sort of people exist in our society...(and in many cases are 'our society'-Ed)...well indeed Ed, and a lovely li'l segue into why we are here, because I continue to hear that I continue to be the topic of some rather impolite conversations amongst our alleged high-and-mighty polite society...(moi?-Ed)...no, moi...(sure, forget me, it's all about you isn't it!-Ed)...well apparently sometimes it is...(well mate, I for one would just like to actually witness one of these conversations-Ed)...indeed, so would I mate...
In a series of bizarre politeness...politenessness...es...politenessnesses...yet another person was recently politely supportive and yet another smilingly acknowledged me in the street, etc...(and it's not really that bizarre of a behaviour for people to behave like that-Ed)...indeed...(it's more of a case that you're just not quite used to it-Ed)...well quite, and it's also not a case of someone smiling at me or being polite and then skulking-off to betray some confidence I've divulged, etc, it's really a very palatable sense that I ain't the one many people are looking at as being the problem with Mt Gambier, and that that's happening/ed despite the continued abuse I receive well-out of my earshot...(but it gets back to you what people have said, yeah?-Ed)...sometimes, I hear it often enough to know that it happens, yeah?...(sure-Ed)...but it's the fact that people are telling me...but we digress, slightly...
These conversations about me were again the topic just recently, and as described to me, it involves most if not all the usual Pigotry and personal denigration that these sub-intelligent clowns can muster...(and as demonstrated here with 'Dick Stretcher'-Ed)...absolutely, and that's why we're here to sort this out...(but first, a warning from our sponsor-ED)...well I'm not the sponsor, I am the sole writer of TMGI and it's various off-shoot blogs...(what about me? what am I, chopped liver?-Ed)...no, you're a confected literary device I utilise to create discussion/conversation instead of lecturing/preaching, and to help set-up my appalling jokes, etc...(if I'm not real though, why do you talk to me?-Ed)...ah yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that...(orrr, what is it now?!-Ed)...this is neither the time nor the place, if we could just finish this intro post and we'll discuss it later...(sure, whatevs-Ed)...cheers...
I was recently told of the continuing slander and libel that is levelled at me, and it immediately put me in mind of this stuff from ways back in August 2013...I went to police about it at the time re the threats and/or allegations, and the glassy-eyed moron behind the counter laughed at me...(it's why we here at TMGI make a specific distinction between 'the Cops' and 'the Pigs'-Ed)...absolutely Ed, he was a pig of a man in a SAPol (police) uniform, who wasn't interested about me being threatened because it was me, etc, whatevs...and the Electoral Commission wasn't interested either, despite the fact that these 'Comments' self-identify as being politically driven and directly related to the approaching Federal Election...
And it's not just about me either, there are many people slandered here-in in this ranting, abusive, and anonymous dross, and I think that's what Ed was referring to when he mentioned 'a warning'...(oh yes, and what makes you think I'm a man?-Ed)...what?...("he"? what makes you think I'm a man?-Ed)...do we have to do this now?...(if not now, when?-Ed)...ok ok, whatevs...(what makes you think I'm a man?-Ed)...your beard...(are you being Hirsutist?-Ed)...oh good gourd, apologies dear availees, but Ed insisted we do that tortuous tribute to The Young Ones...can we get back to the warning now?...(fantastic!-Ed)...ahhh boy...anyway, 'a warning'...
When these abusive 'Comments' were first posted I did a witty bit about the power of mere words, namely, stating that DS had been revealed/exposed/outed, that I knew who it was/is, and I drove that home by quoting DS back at themselves, ie, "who's in the shadows now dickhead?"...(as mentioned in the post just last week?-Ed)...that's the one...I have learned to take genuine pride in some things, and that is one of them...I wrote it, I know it's not true, whatevs, but for me there's still a certain chill, a certain dread in both the words themselves, but also in just how easily those few words came to me...(but it is in that particular context where you're responding to a threat with that exact same threat-Ed)...indeed, but I know that I'm just smart enough to be a nasty, nasty piece of work word-wise, and so I seldom choose to go there because I just don't want to be that person who behaves like that...
And before anyone blows a phooffer-valve protesting my rank hypocrisy, yes, I openly acknowledge that my whole idiom on this 'ere blog is to go all Nick 'Nutso' Wordnasty at some people, but read me, know what it is that makes me the angry ranty man I can surely be...and see also that my response is actually extraordinarily measured and calm...(Nick Fletcher, The World's Most Sociopathic Social Activist?-Ed)...yeah, people shit me, but it's not always their fault...(ughh, that's very generous of you-Ed)...you know what I mean...basically availees, I'm just yet again acknowledging that I myself am a deeply fractured person capable of being less than wonderful, etc, etc, but in the maelstrom of personal abuse that has become my Reality, I take genuine pride in how I have suffered and yet recovered, sortta', and responded...
Which brings us back to Dick Stretcher and why this stuff is just so offensive;
1) not least of all because it's trying to be;
2) because it slanders many families who have suffered terribly at the hands of the St Martins
Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up;
3) it further slanders many other people.
In that context, here is the exact bigotted denigration that I and other parents have been relentlessly subjected to re the St Martins Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up, an orchestrated campaign against parents by the rankly pro-paedophile Lutherans and their various deeply corrupt agents, eg, SAPol, the Rann/Weatherill Labor government, Rory McEwen, etc, etc, et al...
Addressing each 'Comment' individually will allow me to briefly comment on the various gross exaggerations, absolute fictions, montaged facts, definitive and implied slander of myself and others, etc...
The Title?:...once I'd decided, only last week, to revisit this idiot's collected drivellings, it took me approximately 1.7 seconds to come-up with Nurse, Fetch The Dick Stretcher...it's just how my mind works, seriously...oh, and 'Nurse' is please to be said in the voice of Mr Hastings from that Derek and Clive sketch/skit about 'The Nurse'...indeed, now, if one knows it already, one can now run through that sketch in one's mind every time one reads this blog...('nurse?!'-Ed)...that's right, it's on the Interweb with some other Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore) stuff...Language Warning, Pete and Dud are rather rude...anyhoos, I actually thought that 'Dick Stretcher' was itself quite funny, but it's content was rather downhill from there, rapidly descending into a rancidly incoherent rant at pretty-much everything and/or anyone...(but mostly you-Ed)...mostly me, but also many others, and on issues that DS should never have broached, let alone in such a sadly vile manner...
And hence the warning, 'cos if I get my hands on you DS, you'll need more than a nurse and a shreckin' stretcher alright you dick...and I can say that with the clearest conscience because I have proven beyond challenge the very genuinely gentle aspect of my nature, but I have also promised to 'Christian Cuddle' a few people, being that 'Christian Cuddle' is the phrase that the Lutherans, et al, have used to try and excuse-away the abuses committed against our children, 'what's wrong with those parents, poor Glyn Dorling the teacher was just giving those kids a Christian Cuddle'...and here again is the extent of the Pigotry against me specifically, even people who know what's driven me to blogging, etc, they still blame me...(charming-Ed)...indeed...
Soon: Owning Comment One With One's Own Commentary
I am Nick Fletcher and this is another TMGI blog...cheers and laters...
